Category: Short Story

  • Cecil’s Stage Fright

    Cecil’s Stage Fright

    “Shoot out the pee-pee from my wee-wee hole, shoot out the pee-pee from my wee-wee hole, shoot out the pee-pee from my wee-wee hole.” Over and over Cecil repeated this in his head as he stood at the urinal. He had arrived just ahead of a co-worker, Damien. If Cecil had realized Damien was behind…

  • Cliff Jump

    Cliff Jump

    – cliff jumping with friends and girl I like – call friends pussies – jump first to show bravery – attempt back flip to show extreme bravery – scream like a preteen girl – belly flop from 50 feet into icy water – lose consciousness – friend jumps in to save me – everyone rushes…

  • The Stain

    The Stain

    Phil’s boss, whose name was actually Boss (ridiculous), thought it was a chocolate stain, and he thought the smell was because Phil had farted outside of the office, had failed to waft it out of his pants, so had inadvertently brought the fart into the office. However, it was actually a shit stain and the…

  • Sad Girl

    Sad Girl

    She sat in the straw chair by the screen window looking over the ocean with her eyes out of focus, her mind elsewhere. What seemed so beautiful, so serene yesterday seemed empty today. Yesterday the sunlight shimmering off the salt water in the bay tickled her eyes and her brain with pleasure. Today the same…

  • The Smoker

    The Smoker

    Exhaling a cloud of smoke, he looked for his answer. “Clitoris” was what he got. Why couldn’t he just be given the answers to his questions instead of some ridiculous, indirect puzzle piece? This answer was actually relatively direct, requiring no more than three logical steps to determine the true answer, but sometimes he would…