– cliff jumping with friends and girl I like
– call friends pussies
– jump first to show bravery
– attempt back flip to show extreme bravery
– scream like a preteen girl
– belly flop from 50 feet into icy water
– lose consciousness
– friend jumps in to save me
– everyone rushes down
– friend saves me with cpr
– I lose bowel control
– poop my yellow bathing suit
– diarrhea everywhere
– start crying hard
– friends try to help but instead expose penis & balls
– severe shrinkage
– penis resembles acorn sewn into pubes
– balls resemble hairy raisins
– girl I like tries not to laugh
– she laughs
– friends laugh
– I run away
– cry harder
– trip on root
– hit head on rock
– lose consciousness
– friends can’t revive me
– lifestar helicopter lifts me overhead
– poop drips on girl’s upper lip
– girl vomits
– see girl at store 2 weeks later
– girl laughs
– girl doesn’t say anything
– wish my parents never met
Cliff Jump
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